“If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.”
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.”
“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
“Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.”